Good meat deserves a proper rub—and every great meal is better with a little squirt.
Featuring the hilariously suggestive “Rub Your Meat & Squirt” design, this generously sized 18" x 12" bamboo cutting board brings together MeatSoHungry and Hot with a Squirt Sauce for one gloriously inappropriate kitchen collaboration.
Made from durable, eco-friendly organic bamboo, its smooth surface is gentle on knife blades while providing plenty of stable workspace for seasoning, slicing, chopping, and preparing your favorite meats. The built-in juice groove catches runaway liquids before they reach the counter—because squirting is encouraged, but the mess should still stay contained.
When the rubbing, squirting, and chopping are finished, it doubles as a large charcuterie or serving board for cookouts, parties, and family gatherings. Each board is carefully polished and pre-seasoned with food-grade mineral oil, leaving it smooth, splinter-free, and ready for whatever you’re putting on the menu.
Bold, functional, and guaranteed to make someone do a double take—just the way we like it.
Product Details:
- Measures approximately 18" x 12"
- Made from organic bamboo
- Durable, stable, and gentle on knife blades
- Built-in juice groove helps contain liquids
- Polished and pre-seasoned with food-grade mineral oil
- Doubles as a large charcuterie or serving board
- Features the MeatSoHungry and Hot with a Squirt Sauce logos
- Natural wood grain and engraving color may vary slightly, making every board one of a kind
Care Instructions: Hand-wash under running water and allow the board to air-dry completely. Do not place it in the dishwasher. Store it in a dry area away from excessive moisture.
